Until I had one of my own, I thought shrinks were just for lunatics, tragics and neurotics. I know it’s weird to be fifteen and have a shrink. I mean, if I knew a fifteen-year-old who sat around knitting sweaters all day, I’d definitely think she had some mental health problems. I still have some doubts about Doctor Z, though by now I’ve been seeing her for almost four months. Plus, she recommended I take up knitting.2 She told me to write down all the boyfriends, kind-of boyfriends, almost-boyfriends, rumored boyfriends and wished-he-were boyfriends I’ve ever had. The list was a homework assignment for my mental health. Official, unofficial-she says it doesn’t matter, so long as I remember the boy and something about what happened.1 In fact, especially if I think he’s unimportant.ĭoctor Z is my shrink, and she says that for purposes of the list, the boyfriends don’t have to be official. Don’t ask me any more about it.)īefore anyone reading this thinks to call me a slut-or even just imagines I’m incredibly popular-let me point out that this list includes absolutely every single boy I have ever had the slightest little any-kind-of-anything with.īoys I never even talked to are on this list.ĭoctor Z told me not to leave anyone off. Hutch (but I’d rather not think about it.)ġ3. OL5707423W Pages 262 Partner Innodata Pdf_module_version 0.0.17 Ppi 300 Rcs_key 24143 Republisher_date 20201223155447 Republisher_operator Republisher_time 378 Scandate 20201221142351 Scanner Scanningcenter cebu Scribe3_search_catalog isbn Scribe3_search_id 9780385732079 Tts_version 4.Who were (and still are) excellent and hilarious-Īnd who never did anything like the bad stuff Urn:lcp:boyfriendlist15g0000lock:epub:6798eb45-1c9e-43bc-b29f-89bbcbcb9464 Foldoutcount 0 Identifier boyfriendlist15g0000lock Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t88h8h415 Invoice 1652 Isbn 9780385732079 Lccn 2011372627 Ocr tesseract 4.1.1 Ocr_detected_lang en Ocr_detected_lang_conf 1.0000 Ocr_detected_script Latin Ocr_detected_script_conf 0.9923 Ocr_module_version 0.0.10 Ocr_parameters -l eng Old_pallet IA-NS-1300109 Openlibrary_edition

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